Being a baby is such a tiring job. I have to eat, sleep, poop, play, smile, cry, giggle, fart, snore, grunt, grizzle, yell, talk, sing, bang things, burp, wee, clap, wave, roll, laugh, chew, dribble, pull my socks off, roll around in the cot, swing outside on the swing, get lots of cuddles from Mummy and Daddy, snore, stick my fingers in my mouth, splash in the bath, blow bubbles, suck my bottom lip, bounce on knees, fall over, suck on socks, play with hair, drink the bath water, crawl backwards, rub my eyes, swing Draftypants around by his legs, throw socks out of my cot, spit the dummy, drink formula, blow raspberries, clap my hands, clap my feet, clap one foot with the opposite hand, try to get into Mummy
