Love that sense of humor! And that page border looks so great on the dark wood! Also like the narrow edges of the two patterned papers , too. Your layers are great, esp like the turq bokeh at the very bottom.
Wonderful way to showcase this special holiday moment! BTW, Crown Royal was my dad's favorite liquor, and my sons loved the purple bags, which they used for their D&D dice. LoL! I love the fade-away effect of the inside border and the bokeh lights are da bomb. In my next life, I want to be just like you, dear Jen.