OMG! I would go crazy (or crazier than I already am)! I'm so glad that I'm a not a phone addict. Most of the time I leave my landline unplugged, and my cell phone is always off unless I have a road emergency. No cable TV either! Do I get a lot done? You betcha!!! I think you did a great job of capturing your sister's forbearance for her needy callers, and your page design is quite commanding.