For a challenge at another site, we are given a vintage photo and asked to scrap a humorous page about it with the idea that "This Thing Never Really Happened" (TTNRH)

Journaling - in talk bubble: "Stay thirsty, my friends."  Under photo: "I don't always dress for dinner, but when I do, I always coordinate my shoes with my barrel."

With sincere apologies to Jonathan Goldsmith, the REAL "Most Interesting Man" - 

CREDITS: Photo provided for the challenge; beer bottle photo from web; idea for page from Dos Equis ad campaign that ran from 2006-2018; KITS: "Simply Sweet", Optic Illusions; "Last Spring Mini", Southern Creek Designs; "Woodsy Alpha", LJS Designs; "Years Ago", JMC Designs; "License to Grill", Bubbles Bits; FONTS: Complete in Him, Adobe Caslon Pro Bold Italic, Appleberry