Summer Bucket List
by the GingerBread Ladies

Life is Cool by the Pool Templates
by Dagilicious

Old English
Please Write Me A Song

Photo Credits
Vasiko Gorkovoy on Unsplash

My sweet husband brought this home to me last night. My first reaction? "Just what, exactly, are you trying to say?!" Of course, he knows my - ahem - mildly off-kilter sense of humor and knew I would get a good laugh out of this over-the-top product... I'm still laughing, and I couldn't help but add something a little watery and dramatic behind it to help set the mood.(The following is taken verbatim from the side of the can.)

"Our Proprietary thirst murdering process begins with Liquid Death forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your thirst's head and strangle it. Once Liquid Death reaches your thirst's brain, all of your thirst's memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding, which is exactly what happens next by it causing your thirst's head to implode and its brain to squirt out of its ears.

"Once your thirst has been murdered, the soul of your thirst will begin to escape and float towards the ceiling. At this point, drink a second sip of Liquid Death to rip its soul back down and force it to begin gluing its own body parts together so that it can crawl back inside you and eventually grow into a fully formed thirst once again."